Dear Steve Jobs

Dearest Steve,

Let it be said, you are brilliant. Really, you are.
Even still, I still have a bit of a problem.
See I purchased your oh so lovely iphone a few months back.
I tried to have patience and wait till the price was reasonable.
But alas my old phone could go on no longer and it's days where over.
So you see, I was forced into a pre-mature purchase.
I knew better, I really did.
Whats a girl to do?

And then you did it. I knew you would.
You always have to make it bigger and better and cheaper.
But really, HALF the price!
Was that really neccessary?
I just screams to all your loyal customers 'Sucker!'
Oh sure, everyone else loves you.
I don't.
I want my $200 bucks back.
Or a new iphone would do.

We could be friends again you know.
It wouldn't take much.
You know how to reach me.

With regret,

Buyers Remorse
(Formerly known as Kelli)