December 3, 2007

Life from Sara's point of view

I am so frustrated with all of my family. The don't seem to understand that I Do No Want to Crawl! I try and try to tell them, but no one listens to me. I would be much happier standing up, even trying to walk, but no, the feel the need to put me on my belly and call to me like a dog! I have come up with a plan. From now on when my mom sits me down to get into the shower or make lunch or do laundry, I just fall over face first onto the floor and cry. This also creates little purple bruises on my cheeks and then everyone asks my mom, "What happened to her poor face?" I think she will stop putting me down and making me crawl if I keep this up. I will update you if it works or not! :)




Also, don't feed your baby peas. This is cruel and unusual punishment. Even if the Doctor tells you they are good for your baby, they are not. Just open up some canned peas and take a big wiff...you're gagging right? So why would you feed that to your child? My mom gags, but she still feeds it to me, maybe she will read this and stop.

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