Life with Jena Around

I'm sitting in the office
Jena and Ryan walk in with with a cup full of some light brown liquid.

Jena: Mommy we have a surprise for your.
Ryan: It's Root beer!
Me (Highly skeptical): Thank you, but I'm not really thirsty. And from the smirks on your faces I'm not sure it's really Root beer.
Jena: Mom! It doesn't have water or Carmel syrup in it, I promise!
Me: I didn't say it had Carmel in it, I'm just not thirsty.
Jena: Well I'm just telling you it doesn't and it doesn't have salt or pepper either.

That girl is a horrible lier.